No Need for Dr. Phil!


I DVR Dr. Phil and I've noticed a huge trend. He has some pretty messed up people on his show! And I thought about how I would never get on his show. Not that it bothers me much, he disappoints me quite often with his watered down baptist faith. However, if I look at my life and even accentuate the negative... I am proud to say I will still never make it on the Dr. Phil show!

• I get angry when my precious baby wakes me in the middle of the night (JUST TO GET THE PACIFIER BACK!). I sometimes even shout from the kitchen SHUT UP!
• I don't always get in the shower, put on clean clothes, brush my teeth, and straighten the house until minutes before my husband gets home.
• I don't always stay on top of the laundry, and we end up fetching our clothes from the dryer instead of the dresser drawers.
• I sometimes yell at my children, and even get short with my husband.
• I forget to make important phone calls.
• I eat too much during the day (and at night)
• I will forget to change the kids diapers until they have exploded.
• I am over weight
• I don't always pick up the phone when it rings, even when its beloved family members.
• My room is messy sometimes.
• There are days I forget to read stories to my children.
• I often neglect my husband...

But I am proud to say: I WILL NEVER MAKE IT ON THE DR. PHIL SHOW!

• No matter how angry I get at having to get up, I always pray over her as I rock her, and ask forgiveness for telling a 3 month old to shut up!
• My husband loves me even when I stink!
• I do get the laundry washed and dryed (most of the time!)
• I show much love to my children MANY times a day, and I always give my husband a kiss good-bye and good-night
• I talk to my sister every day!
• I buy healthy snacks
• There are many days when I have a perfect schedule and every diaper gets changed in a timely manner
• I am on a healthy diet (right now at least)
• I always call family when I've missed them
• I am a good housekeeper (for the most part)
• We end each day with our kids with devotions and prayer. Zech can even pray!
• I actively think of ways to better love my husband.
• I am in love with my Lord and Savior!

And if that can't get me on Dr. Phil, I don't want even try! His show can keep their freaks!