I DVR Dr. Phil and I've noticed a huge trend. He has some pretty messed up people on his show! And I thought about how I would never get on his show. Not that it bothers me much, he disappoints me quite often with his watered down baptist faith. However, if I look at my life and even accentuate the negative... I am proud to say I will still never make it on the Dr. Phil show!
- I get angry when my precious baby wakes me in the middle of the night (JUST TO GET THE PACIFIER BACK!). I sometimes even shout from the kitchen SHUT UP!
- I don't always get in the shower, put on clean clothes, brush my teeth, and straighten the house until minutes before my husband gets home.
- I don't always stay on top of the laundry, and we end up fetching our clothes from the dryer instead of the dresser drawers.
- I sometimes yell at my children, and even get short with my husband.
- I forget to make important phone calls.
- I eat too much during the day (and at night)
- I will forget to change the kids diapers until they have exploded.
- I am over weight
- I don't always pick up the phone when it rings, even when its beloved family members.
- My room is messy sometimes.
- There are days I forget to read stories to my children.
- I often neglect my husband...
- No matter how angry I get at having to get up, I always pray over her as I rock her, and ask forgiveness for telling a 3 month old to shut up!
- My husband loves me even when I stink!
- I do get the laundry washed and dryed (most of the time!)
- I show much love to my children MANY times a day, and I always give my husband a kiss good-bye and good-night
- I talk to my sister every day!
- I buy healthy snacks
- There are many days when I have a perfect schedule and every diaper gets changed in a timely manner
- I am on a healthy diet (right now at least)
- I always call family when I've missed them
- I am a good housekeeper (for the most part)
- We end each day with our kids with devotions and prayer. Zech can even pray!
- I actively think of ways to better love my husband.
- I am in love with my Lord and Savior!
And if that can't get me on Dr. Phil, I don't want even try! His show can keep their freaks!
